Politically Incorrect Email

Whenever I write an email, (a profesisonal email at least) I sign it:

Regards,

Jumping Turtle.

But yesterday, I hit a 't' instead of 'g' in 'regards' so it said.

Retards,

Jumping Turtle.

Whoops. I should have at least signed it:

Mentally Disableds,

Jumping Turtle.

Or better yet:

Mongoloids,

Jumping Turtle.

Then it would have been less offensive. Hopefully the person I sent it to doesn't have a retarded kid or anything.